Ms. Casey’s Wellness Collection: "The Board is Pleased with Your Progress" Affirmation Magnet

Your innie deserves a little encouragement.

Step into the eerie yet oddly comforting world of Lumon Industries with a selection from Ms. Casey’s Wellness Collection—a line of unsettlingly uplifting affirmation magnets designed to keep you feeling… well, as content as the board allows.

😌 The Affirmation: "The Board is Pleased with Your Progress" – An approval rating you can see.

💼 Perfect for Severance fans, corporate drones, and anyone who appreciates a little existential workplace humor.

🔎 Reminder: Your Outie chose this for you.

✨ Product Perks (Because You Deserve the Best)

🔵 Statement Size: 2" square porcelain tile, small enough to fit anywhere, large enough to make a splash.

🟢 Major Gloss Energy: High-gloss coating that delivers vivid, photo-quality color and a luxurious, light-catching shine.

🔵Crisp & Clear: Advanced printing ensures every hue is bright, every sparkle is crisp, and the affirmation is shar

🟢 Stay Secure: Equipped with a strong, mounted magnet for reliable hold on your fridge, locker, or office metalwork.

🔵 Built to Last: Durable, lightweight material that handles daily life while maintaining that expensive look.

💖 Care Instructions

🟢 Handle with care, your Outie selected this for you! Gently wipe any dust or smudges off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth to keep the gloss sparkling.